Sunday, September 7, 2008

Make your wagers!

Greetings all.
First - congrats to Lily for starting Pre-School and Hannah for beginning the 2nd Grade!
Congrats to Lindsey for starting Kindergarten this year too! How exciting!

Okay.
Anybody who wants to participate in the sex pool ... make your wagers now. (I understand Sarah has a sizable amount of money riding on this.) We are currently at 19 weeks, so that means next Friday is the big day. Mom and Dad are coming down to TN to participate in the ultrasound event of the year. We will all be high-tech peeping toms eager to find out if there is actually a stem on the apple.

I'm happy to announce that Bill and all of my coworkers are still alive - and with all of their limbs intact. The new diet has been somewhat frustrating for me. Bill has politely described me as "cranky" ... hence all of the limbs intact. My fingers are tender from all of the daily blood letting. You'd think by now all the demons would be gone. I'm adjusting slowly and look forward to the days of ice cream once again.

I have had a request for "belly pics". And since y'all are my nearest and dearest I am happy to oblige. My "buddha" is definitely starting to poke out and I have come to the end of wearing my "regular" pants. As many of you know, we don't have a big mirror in the apartment. So when I looked at the body pics I blurted out something that would likely be edited for TV. I guess I'm not as big as a house yet - but I'm in the running for a spacious double-wide. Additional pics to come as I upgrade to more ample real estate.

Tune in next week for the big sex reveal ... providing we don't get mooned during the ultrasound. (Come to think of it - that would be perfectly fitting for a child of Bill & Mel's, huh?!?).

2 comments:

Jenn said...

Put a poll on the blog so we can see the count!!

Unknown said...

Where the heck is the option for "Wookie"?